Easiest Santa

World-beating Christmas. 350 million gifts every week. Easiest Santa in history. --

Johnson claims Corona will be over by Christmas. Militaristic language once again, after announcing to make the NHS "battle ready"? Over by Christmas? Sounds like WWI. Is Johnson now channeling his inner Douglas Haig? Churchill already too boring? If it's Haig now, get ready for a nice death toll, a world-beating Santa, the easiest Somme in history.