Today: Five years after the Brexit referendum.
It's a tragedy all-round. Belfast might burn. Farmers and fishermen on their knees. Small and medium sized businesses struggling. Goodwill across Europe damaged.
Benefits: More Spitfires, Union Jacks and a new royal yacht. On this boat there could then be a food bank for visits to poor (northern) port towns. The unemployed fishermen at the same table with Charles, the Queen, Kate, William and and.... debating Madrid vs Dortmund over French wine, Italian salami, Polish bagels and Belgian chocolate....