Easiest Nobel Prize

It's amazing what Brexit can be. From "independence" to now fixing low wages (all of a sudden!) But this Schrödinger's Brexit is a hand grenade. And it will explode either in Belfast or Dover or both. Way out would be to join the customs union or just -- (but maybe all the pain and shortages have to be beforehand??) -- rejoin. That would be so crazy simple.
That would be the easiest Nobel Prize to win.